As if you needed further enticement for belonging to the best men’s magazine on the internet... The Clubhouse is starting things off this year with a stimulating sampling of Hot Body productions featuring sexy models who know how to dress provocatively and then, even better, erotically remove it all for some maximum exposure. Bottom line, each and every one of these gorgeous women gets totally naked and they’re not in the least bit bashful about it. Okay, maybe a few of them are a bit apprehensive, but that makes it even more fun!

Wild Secretaries Exposed: Is this any way to run a business?... Uh, yeah. We’ve been doing it for over 20 years now. You’re the boss as 7 stunning employees share their “expertise.” If Ivonna, Charlie Laine, Jamie Lynn, Alyssa Lovelace, Linn Thomas, Monique Alexander and Betty Strait don’t straighten the lead in your pencil, it’s time to see your doctor.

Perfect Panties Contest: We had no idea that a contest where we  forego including actual live models and instead just display articles of sexy lingerie would be so popular... just kidding. The Perfect Panties Contest features 16 contestants wearing, and of course discarding, their hottest, skimpiest undergarments. Naughty Nikki, Taylor Dee, Joy, Savannah Snow, Diane Diamond, Mitzy, Cassie, Kristen, Mae, Devin Deray, Annetta, Tawny, Eve Ellis, Sadie Atkins, Kelly Ashton and Corrina look great in, and even better out of, their “unmentionables”.